February 2012
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jesuschapstick:
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
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my supposed children must have names that present...
nukirk:
freshest-tittymilk:
they just gotta…
Honestly, I don’t like this type of thinking. Sure, you don’t want to give your child a ridiculous name (like a car brand name) or you don’t wanna have a name that is poor translated (There’s a Spanish woman named Sofá Rosa, which in America stands for Pink Couch), but come on… you really wanna name your child Franklin?
Agreed. This type of...
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Reading for Fun: What drama! What adventure! Oh, there is no pleasure equal to that of reading the miracle of the novel-to experience such joys and sorrows at the hands of a paperback is truly one of the great pleasures this life has to offer. If I could do nothing but read for the rest of my life, truly, I would be content.
Reading for Class: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THESE WORDS!
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so within 15 minutes of eating
each time i’ve eaten today, i’ve gotten hungry again.
the paranoid inner voice inside me is telling me i have a tape worm
because my ass certainly is not growing.
in other news
i think its time for me to reblog pictures of kittens
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me & my dad
dad: marissa why did you start to listen to more hardcore music
me: ....
dad: you know...
dad: music that's rougher...with more ethnic references!
me: dad, you sound like a white guy.
dad: well...i don't want to sound ghetto either
me: there is middle ground.
dad: ....
me: ....*cackling because i listen to pop rap practically*
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I'm a ceramikin.
steviemcfly:
I identify as a little teapot, short and stout.
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TRANSFAT
clitt-tastic:
TRANSFAT
TRANSFAT
NOT TRANS FATS
BUT TRANSFAT
WHAT IS THAT LAST PICTURE
LOL
“I’m not a racist but…”
– Racists (via transformfeminism)
jedgarhooverinararaskirt:
i legit don’t understand how one can be transfat
does someone just sit around eating pies all day as some kind of stereotype of fat people or what
Are we sticking trans- onto anything now? I guess that means I can finally realize my dreams of being a trans mysticalcreature unicorn identifying woman.
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A New Policy Against Self-Harm Blogs
staff:
One of the great things about Tumblr is that people use it for just about every conceivable kind of expression. People being people, though, that means that Tumblr sometimes gets used for things that are just wrong. We are deeply committed to supporting and defending our users’ freedom of speech, but we do draw some limits. As a company, we’ve decided that some specific kinds of content...
if my yesterday's a disgrace, tell me that you...
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When you can’t change your past….all you have is your future. We’ve all been wrong once and again, but that doesn’t make us evil or bad. You can’t wish you did right then, just gotta know how to do right now.
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WELCOME MINIONS!!!! (I mean valued and loved...
hamburgerjack:
CHECK YO DASH AND JUMP BACK
IT’S HAM HAM BURGER JACK!
SO SIT A WHILE
I’LL MAKE YOU SMILE
I GOT CANDY, FOOD, AND FANDOM THINGS
I’M VER VER VER VER VERSATILE!
YOU TOOK A CHANCE
COME ON LET’S DANCE
YOU PUSHED THE PLUS
NOW JAM WITH US
IT’S A THREE SIXTY FIVE
SCROLLING ATTACK
YOU WON’T REGRET
I MIGHT FOLLOW BACK!
IT’S EARLY NOW
I’MMA LEAVE WITH STYLE
BUT THE PARTY...
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sometimes i look up at the sky my ceiling
and i thank whatever higher power (god, science, fuzzy red slippers…)
for the great blessing that no one sees me when i’m in my room alone
because…i’m sure that i’m so embarassing that i’d be cast out of society
and forced to live at the bottom of the ocean with bionic gill implants.
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chrizilla replied to your post: my mom ordered the emperor’s new groove off amazon
too cool. -bowing down-
i have someone bowing to me?
soon i shall be an emperor
my cartoon movie dreams are coming trueeee
:o
But for one thing, we all come together as a race...
iammommafierce:
prose-b4-hoes:
yes.
preach.
HASH-HA-BO-ROH-SHA-KINAH!
The United States: Hey you better not get nuclear weapons because you're a dangerous country that might attack others for no good reason and you'll probably drop those weapons on innocent civilians.
Iran:
North Korea:
The United States:
Iran:
North Korea: Hirosh-
The United States: SHUT UP.
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my mom ordered the emperor's new groove off amazon
and now we’re gonna watch the stream together.
i’d be jealous of me too tbh
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Woman in Comedy: A really scary thing happened to...
gabydunn:
Part of me thinks it’s too soon to be writing about this because I don’t think I’ve completely processed how I feel, but I also think maybe this has happened to other women and I should talk about it in as raw a way as possible. I’m still really embarrassed and ashamed and garbled up inside, but maybe this can start a helpful discussion in terms of women and comedy.
Last night, I was...
Rapdose.com: Topaz Jones – Study Hall →
local artist from my hometown :)
We're all Human
clitt-tastic:
brolock-holmie:
dank-potion:
Please refrain from saying this when I’m discussing racism.
I’m aware that we’re all human. You don’t need to tell me that, I’m not the one treating people like they’re sub-human. That’s a very mediocre and condescending way to respond when someone is discussing a serious problem that’s affecting the quality of peoples’ lives around the world.
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